January 2012
today today today!!!!!!!!
:)
Anonymous asked: favorite part of your body?
ask box: anything goes →
lunch
fries
fruit
cookie
not the healthiest of meals, but after my breakfast:
cliff bar
i was starved and had to scavenge!
Also
one more day
woke up kind of crazy today
But so far, not a bad day.
We’ll see though.
How to Give a Handjob
olivefood:
Step One: Use your mouth.
lmao
robots-are-people-too
thanks for all the likes!
tell me about yourself!
fucking tumblr makes me shit my pants with...
thank god.
CA Application Almost Done
w00t.
w00t.
w00t.
dreams
I was in Party City shopping on a Halloween costume and decided on Leprechaun
My boyfriend came into town and was shopping with me
I was in the woods and my family ran into Beyonce
My mom and I ate pot brownies this shifty guy sold us
I had a 2 foot long eyeliner pencil
c-r-a-m-p-s
find out what it means to me.
that was shit.
but so are my uterine contractions. owww.
3 tags
I think I know my geography pretty damn well.
– Modest Mouse
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh...
ibuprophen
need it
She had stayed a virgin so she wouldn’t be called a tramp or a slut; had married...
– Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (via anuraglahiri)
spatsula:
wakeupmary:
OMFG………………………
mommgghghjhgfvgbhjk
I feel like Sara thinks like this all the time. Haha
1st shift at phonathon
since 2011
went okayyyyyyyyyyyy. 2 pledges. fucking terrible.
Shaving my legs
Why in the Winter when snow coats the infertile Massachusetts soil? Pool party tonight! Heated pool of course.
bitter snow
bitter cold
At least I woke at a decent hour today! Nice brunch with my girlies and now more reading.
weird dream of the day (night)
I hooked up with Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
Woo-Hoo!
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy! Health Care System: Hand-gun Violence: Unemployment: Public Education: Gay Marriage: Marijuana Legislation: Middle East Conflict: World Hunger: Cancer Research: Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
snowed again
meep.