December 2010
My Phone got Water Damage A While Ago So Now I'm...
Dad: You know, I'm proud that Nicole hasn't asked me for a new phone
Mom: Yeah?
Dad: Yep. Responsibility. She damaged her phone... and asking for me to pay for it....
Nicole: I didn't really damage it. It rained.
Dad: And you didn't protect it...
Nicole: I was on the way to school. Walking from the parking lot inside..
Dad: Carelessness. It was careless.
Nicole: I was careful. It was in my purse.
Mom: She said she was careful...
Nicole: It as in the pocket, zipped up in my purse
Dad: Carelessness
Nicole: Where else could I have put it?
Mom: Her vagina?!? Sheesh!
Nicole: HAHAHAHAH same thoughts exactly.
Dad: A plastic bag, like I do when it rains. I know it's not cool but...
Nicole: Whatevs. Might go to Ebay to find a cool one.
Pride and Prejudice
Yep, Salty’s making us read over the break. And Perotta…. laziest teacher on Earth is making us do the 100 question fill-ins. Lame.
“No, I made that shit even. Tit for tat. Tit for motherfucking tat.”
– my sister HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ehhhh
…
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh...
bbysarz:
omgggggg. this has never been more true for me. like seriously. “shut up” :) i am so thankful for tumblr.
i havent showered since friday afternoon
ijusthadsexx:
happens.
Christmas Day Schedule.
ichoosetheelderwand:
I wake up and go straight to tumblr like:
I see all these nice presents and get jealous like :
Then i hear my mom yelling like :
Then im ready to go open presents like:
Then i notice my dads making a video so im like :
Then my dad tries to embarrass me on camera and im just like :
I finally get to open my presents and its something i...
allisonduke:
christmas time is here, a charlie...
pnis you started following me
yay :)
inelectricdreams:
“The Time We Lost Our...
didn't feel like myself today
…Maybe because I spent all my cashola on Xmas prezzies? Likely.
On the PLUS… got some little leather military booties. i’m excited to open ‘em up! on the NOT plus… didn’t get the corduroy jacket i wanted :( poop. ew ungrateful nicole, shut the fuck up.
anyways.
got my mom bracelet from that place she loves in little five. she BETTER like it—- i saw her...
LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
...
Watchadamholwerda:
You can still eat it, it’s just not as enjoyable.
why not
fuck finals -- suck my DICKKKKKK :)
at home
exhausted
eating everything in fucking sight. i want a nap. no time though. fucckkkk.
Watchahmad-bradshaw:
caitastrophe:
heylosers:
oh my GOD.
omfglksjdgdf
aweo;fjao;wiejfawef
yeah. why wouldn’t i reblog this?
Caring is Creepy
Ohhhh I always forget how much I love this song. :)
oh no. diet root beer.
even worse than real root beer.
today is saturday..the day before sunday… the day before the week of finals. our last week. thank god. excited to r e l a x. finally.
just ate five cookies. and a handful of peanuts.
today xenia, sophie and i went shopping, i drove and drove and drove and ohhh i want to stop. i did finally. then i drove back from THE VAN. not IN a van. But frommmm the van....
This weekend was so incredible short but at least...
For a Monday
woke up exhausted, but at least my windshield hadn’t frosted over. my scraper and i would have taken at least 10 minutes to clear the damage
mom was on eleven alive today getting a teacher award. she was extremely nervous and not wanting to watch it, but it turned out great :D
the cold was biting on my walk to school this morning, but at least it made me walk faster and get...
When my Dad doesn't clean up
My mom bitches for ever. She gets really upset because she feels like she’s doing it all by herself. He’s claiming to be sick but he’s downstairs rummaging for food while my mom cleans the kitchen
Dad: I’ll be your best friend if you come to the store with me to get mom a treat.
Me: What for?
Dad: It will make her feel better.
Me: About your not cleaning up?
Dad:...
alexismarie:
those couples who are like ‘omg i love you baby!!!!1!!1!!!!’ after a week.
yah…
