1) Justin Bobby does look better. Cute white knit, am I right? However… that twitch in Episode 7. Not okay…
2) McKaela (Brody’s ex) is Lauren Conrad’s brunette twin. Does no one realize? Very cute. Side Note: Brody was an ass to her.
3) McKaela’sfriend Allie. Dried up damaged hair, over powdered, spray-tanned skin, tacky lipglossed crooked lips - a likely result of premature botox or a less than charming twitch. Keep in mind her tits: One is a D, the other a DD. Something certainly is crooked about her seeing as she allegedly broke into Brody’s house and crouched at the foot of his bed begging for a ring she “lost.” She denies the rumors. Obviously. Kristen knows they are true b/c she was in Brody’s bed. Obviously.
4) Stephanie Pratt’s DUI: A pretty big deal. Fearing that all future boyfriends will realize the instant she orders a Coke instead of a Rum & Coke that she’s a drunken failure: a pretty big hallucination. She continues to drown in her self pity when she invites the guy she’s (already planning a future with) dating into her apartment. Instantly she delves into her legal business and the fact that she and her psycho brother are no longer on speaking terms. He nods his head, pretending nothing is happening (we all are).
5) Ryan Cabbrera’s (spelling? oh wait, who cares..) concert for his “die hard fans”. How does Ryan Cabbrera have “die hard fans?” He’s still singing On the Way Down and is still sporting the same werewolf-esque hair style.
6) Audrina crying as Ryan belts his 5 year washout of a song (who can blame her?) because she’s “confused.” Justin or Ryan? Motorcycle or Guitar? Straight sexy man or Wolfman who’s sexuality we question to this day?
7) Kristen’s DreamGirls bouffant hair and sparkly earrings. Odd. Brody saying “I’ll always have your back” and actually committing as a friend/boyfriend. Odder.
that title could not have been any lamer. or irrelevant.
today (well i suppose, tomorrow morning also) is the last time i will be in the united states of america. ever. i am never returning and i am ending my tumblr account as well. along with facebook and twitter. not to mention i’m throwing my cell phone in a lake in france so it will sink to the very bottom.
just kidding. that was retarded.
i’m going to franceland (and spainland) for two weeks. can you believe it? who else is going on here (tumblo, that is)… maya..and sophie and julian..and maggie see that guys??? (if you even checkthis blog-o-rama) i’m giving you a tumblr shoutout! WOOT! okay.
Role Call: nicole reporting for duty, all packed and geared up for adventure!AHHAHA god. time for me to stop that. but really..come to think of it, i’m more excited about the food more than anything. fatso nicolo gonna eat up the whole country. just as long as i don’t encounter anymore handless vagrants…
i went summer after freshman year (at the tender age of 15…) and that was fun but i was the youngest. THIS timeeeeee i have all of my (so-called..BITCHES) friends with me! even funner, right? lots of walking. YES i bought those sandals that ABBY won’t stop making fun of me for. BUT just know, JULIAN, the second you open your trap i’m going to seriously choke you like i’ve never choked you before.
well that’s that. wish us a safe flight and a glorious trip!