July 2010
Your birthmark is supposedly where you got stabbed...
syfo:
(via holaleslie, -makeitright)
Then someone stabbed me in the side of my face. I wonder why
HAHAAHAHA. I got stabbed in my inner right thigh.. that must have been painful.
...awake still, watching Little Children
What a nice movie. Or good movie. It’s not over yet - but I can tell it will end well. Depressingly, maybe. The man - the lonely man - is very sad. He’s ugly and very pedophilic, but he’s so… sweet other times. Okay… this is sounding bad, haha.
I think my parents are driving home now. I see headlights so. I love Kate Winslet… and the guy. Hmm, I don’t...
tonight is 11:52.
actually, tonight is friday. tomorrow is saturday. mellow mushroom tomorrow afternoon.
spent today with abby. was nice. Bikini Island - not such a great movie. if you have comcast, go to free movies… it’s there. Beware.
I ate some toothpaste. Haha. No, I didn’t feel like brushing my teeth so I just let is sit there. And swished it around and swallowed. Heh.
We have keylime (MY...
Phone rings
Dad: Hello?
Salesperson: Would you like to buy... *yammeryammer*
Dad: No I'm sorry I -
Salesperson: *persuasive yammeryammer*
Dad: No sorry! Thanks But gotta go! The plane is almost here, Yeah thank you! Bye!
Nicole: Wait. The plane is on its way? Wouldn't you be on ...your way... to the plane?
Dad: HAHAHAH OH RIGHT. Sorry for lying, I just hate those guys.
Lazy Eye, silversun pick ups
thank god that shit is over
Spain… yeah… *cheer*
last night:
By omen of lightning, we (Maya, Grace, Abby and myself) were warned not to attend Ali’s party. And before that, an angry man pointed to a row of cars at the apartment complex and said, “Leave or I’m calling the police.”
“WHY AM I NOT MEANT TO ATTEND THIS PARTY?” Grace asked the ominous sky above. She was answered by a cry of thunder as Abby’s eyes began...
here's something:
SO. TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT:
Listening to: Bulletproof, La Roux
(562): In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word “blobjob”. Now she’s coming over and I have no idea what I’m in for…
(301): Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
(727): Dude…disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won’t let...