[re: mah cat]
Dad: She just likes to piss on things.
Me: She and R Kelly have that in common.
Dad: *blank stare*
Katie you are hilarious
The voice of the sea is seductive; never ceasing, whispering, clearing,...– The Awakening, Kate Chopin (via elicec) (via quote-book) (via mayyaaa) oh god kill me. Maya…. this quote has been ETCHED into my brain.
Work is over. At Panera. Listening to...
between 20-something-year-old-woman and 58-year-old-woman ”You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Look at me. Fifty-eight, divorced…” I’m kind of hungry now, or I am craving — they may be the same thing - I’m not sure. For breakfast, I had a donut. There is another conversaion between a young mom and her daughter. They’re deciding what movie...
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I love magazines
Using them for Lit collage. Really digging deep, here…
walked into my house this afternoon after school:
put the leash on Oliver, then yanked his ass out of the house. stupid fucking dog doesn’t listen to anyone. then he wants to yank me all across the creation. i’m sure my neighbors enjoyed my loud ranting outside. bitch thinks it has ME on the leash. keep in mind i already had to rush to the bank, take out cash that won’t even be MINE and rush home in the fucking car with no...
what do you think
I Knew a Woman by Theodore Roethke I knew a woman, lovely in her bones, When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them; Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one: The shapes a bright container can contain! Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.) How well her wishes went! She stroked my...
Artist of the Week: PORTISHEAD
What I think when kids in my class read
courtneyparsons: mayyaaa: sweetdandelionwine: That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh...
Time of the Month Tiger
Oh so hilarious. I’ve just started following!
let us all realize
that i am destined to be a fuck-up for all eternity as long as i am living at home. i will do nothing right. i will do nothing perfectly and nothing completely. i will probably be yelled at twice a week and i will do nothing about it but bitch and curse. so. now that that is said and done. …
walk in the fucking door
…. i hate my parents. everytime i know i am right. and then what. a fight over what. people want me to admit that i am wrong, but i am not wrong. so they want to fight with me about it. i live with a house full of fucking cunts. i am so fucking tired of it.
awww i love Cathy Davey
also. thinking of a TFLN post. lame, i know, but saw some really funny ones? what do you guys think? if you don’t answer, i’m doing it anyway.
foreverfavorite: Erase and Rewind (The...
my arms my legs my toes my back my fingers my eyeballs (through until my eye sockets) are so exhausted. pictures today!
okay so this weekend
not quite sure we’re not camping, i know that oh, maybe the lake! right. hmm. saturday i think they were pushing for. no work (at mellow) WHOOOO. as for tomorrow turn in that bloody, godforsaken college essay math quiz - ehh. french quiz - ehh X2 teach gymnastics 4 - 6 headache! ahh! i have a headache!