September 2011
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That awkward moment when you're trying to put on...
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Sep 1st
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Alison Bechdel came to speak today!
Author of Fun Home. Read it. She is brilliant even in person.
Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Orientation is coming to a close :(
It’s been so fun. I’m sad.  From the beginning: Overly enthusiastic ice breakers (which I guiltily enjoyed…) Now: I don’t even know. I think I’m too exhausted to know.  I love going hard and not worrying about shit the next morning. (And after a few trial shots, I’ve managed to not wake up my roommates at 4am this morning… By missing breakfast, one...
Aug 31st
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Brandeis Job Fair:
Was all of the following: Informative  That’s it. Applying for three. Hopefully coming out with one, easy, non-time consuming part-time jobs on campus. 
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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well
I’m pretty sure my roommate hates me. Why? I have no idea. I am very friendly. And she just gives me dirty looks. So, yeah that’s pretty cool. 
Aug 30th
Up at 8:45am.
Didn’t think it would be possible!
Aug 30th
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prettyyounggthing
thanks for the follow ;)
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
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so i definitely requested roommates that were...
i.e. okay with me rollin’ up at 4am. something tells me they’re not…. but they’ll get used to it. after all, it will be over after orientation, right?
Aug 30th
so fucking tired
but.. some baseball guys came to my room asking for “dave”…. yeah idk anyhow. part in the baseball field? tonight? hell yes. 
Aug 30th
Aug 29th
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slept in....
scurried to get ready got a new key ate lunch (after an apple during the whole. “brandeis beginnings” speech) preparing for SSIS meeting….. ALSO: Roommate seems irritated. With what? I can’t be sure.
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
catching up on tumblr is fun (:
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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2nd night at Brandeis:
So… haven’t been able to post in a while, because I’ve been too busy not sleeping, flying, getting school supplies and dorm shit in the pouring rain. The wind is my only problem now. Hurricane Irene needs to shut the fuck up and suck my dick. If that made any sense. Which it didn’t. Anyyyyyyyyyhow. Ice-breakers all weekend pretty much, but tomorrow is our actual...
Aug 29th
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hate my life
what’s new?
Aug 27th
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What is real anymore?
Not to sound contrived or… alternative, but really. Sometimes I question everything. Suspect things. I am weary of the world around me. I don’t know.  Yes. I’m sober.
Aug 26th
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I think I'm watching a sad date. :(
She’s talking a lot (with her hands), while he remains awkwardly silent and looks really bored.  Actually this seems pretty normal.
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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freaking out a little/not even realizing
This is my last day in Atlanta (until like, Thanksgiving) I will be waking up at 5:00am tomorrow My new home will be Brandeis weirrrrrrrddddd. On the plus, I have a texting buddy already. He’s kind of…. bro-bro, but maybe we’ll find a party or some shit. 
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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kidssamazinq asked: hey ;)
Aug 26th
Thanks new followers :)
Enjoy!
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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deathendshere asked: Just one pic?
Aug 26th
cometedakid asked: why are u so pretty
Aug 26th
please?  →
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
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OH. SNAP.
Found my CD’s. Now I have to download them all. To my computer. Sheeeeet. 
Aug 26th
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To whom it may concern:
Have some Zero Gravity left. Must flush it before I leave. Does anyone want it?  It’s cheap also. $5. Smoke it out of a water bottle, you’ll be nice and stoned for a while.  Let me know - Facebook, Tumblr, Whatever.  Who’s interested?
Aug 26th
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One suitcase left.
I’ll pack that tomorrow: Toothbrush Sweaters Raincoat Dresses Jewelry box Ambitious. 
Aug 26th
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Ugh. I just want to fuck right now.
Nah mean?
Aug 26th
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I have so much shit it is unreal
Packing it up. Packing allllll the shit up. Dude. I am trying to not leave anything behind. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING. Except I’ve already left a bunch of things I thought I would be bringing. Dude, I’m just waiting until tomorrow. When my parents see exactly how much shit I have. They’re gonna be like “YOU DON’T NEED THIS.” And l’m  just going to...
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Playa trying to work his game on FB CHAT
Haha. This guy is trying to get me to smoke with him move-in day. Nice. 
Aug 26th
On Brandeis FB Page
“National Yoga Pants Day” yeah. I don’t think so. Plus some guy is saying I’m “gay” that I won’t participate. Educated minds. Haha
Aug 26th
Blah blah blah
 I WILL NEVER PACK.
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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So um, getting ready for college
But of course, you know, HURRICANE so. Hoping my flight isn’t delayed/cancelled. More importantly, hoping it doesn’t come crashing to the ground due to severe weather conditions. Whoo.
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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I leave early Saturday morning for Boston:
Maybe now…  I will start packing.
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
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Watching Millionaire Matchmaker
After Zero Gravity 2 more days until I leave!
Aug 25th
Anonymous asked: what is your family like
Aug 25th
i'd really love you guys if you asked :) →
Aug 25th